Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Latex Never Helped Anyone !

Of course maledictus is right again and oh so horribly honorable in his reminder to Africans that condoms (disgusting! made of latex! eeee! you can use them as water balloons!) do NOT help in the fight against AIDS.

Of course, because the maledictus organization NEEDS ever more people infected with HIV in Africa so they can send their nuns and monks and priests in to help those horrible sinners and thereby gain (the nuns, monks, priests, that is) plus points for charity and thus pass more quickly through purgatory and into the higher spheres of paradise.

So give those poor charity workers a chance to secure their personal salvation by throwing away your condoms and contracting a serious disease in a third-world country today! They can then care for you to your death and earn brownie points in the sky.

And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, you should. It's your life and your world at stake here, too!

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