Sunday, December 6, 2009

Where is Bin Laden?

Where is Bin Laden?

They have no idea. Do you? Does he? Does it matter? Do you want to invite him to Christmas dinner? Bring him to Manhattan for a trial? Or let him die of old age in the wonderfully scenic Afghan-Pakistan mountain region? Let's just leave him in a cave.


  1. And let's seal the front of the cave with multiple massive rocks; let's seal the fronts of multiple caves with multiple massive rocks; lets seals the fronts of multiple cave-like structures with multiple massive rock-like formations. Or we could just bring all our men and women home.